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GIVE ME LIBERTY - Or I'll get up and get it myself!


TAGS: molonlabe 2ndamendment firearms guns arfcom
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 6:05 pm
And gimme a darn beer while yer at it! 5L
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
Sorry, I meant to say the Beretta is on the right. ;)
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:33 pm
...chambered in 5.56x45mm Nato.
kahler8029 - June 26, 2011, 5:32 pm
The top is my Bushmaster AR-15, with a Bravo Company 16" mid length upper chambered in 5.56x54mm Nato w/a 1/7 twist barrel. On the left is my H&K .45 USP compact tactical. On the left is the Beretta 9mm 92fs / M9. The bottom one is a Romanian SAR3 / AK-47
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 4:53 pm
if you ever play COD look me up. its the_1st_COMMI3, with the underscores. It's a lot more fun playing black ops when you know you're playing with people who aren't complete idiots
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:08 pm

so tell me serenity...what can i find you as in Black Ops? lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:51 pm
eh, I was close. You gota admit though, if you take away the shoulderpad on the galil, it would look just like an AK, and the iron sight crosshair on the M4 closely resembles that of the M16.
serenityfailed - June 25, 2011, 2:19 am
You're wrong, this is me correcting you. The top is an M4 Carbine and the bottom is a Galil. (an Israeli version of the AK47 chambered in 5.56x45 NATO)The Left pistol is an H&K USP variant. You were, however, correct about the M9
the1stCOMMI3 - June 25, 2011, 12:21 am
alright, correct me if i'm wrong. The top gun is the M-16, the bottom is the AK-47, the right pistol is the CZ, and the one on the left is an M9. Am I right???


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




REAR GEAR - It worked better as a "STICKER" but every time you pulled it off..The SPCA would show-up because of the yelping.


TAGS: rear gear
Rating: 2.31/5

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[email protected] - March 22, 2010, 4:18 am
Myley CYRUS over hear has already been deflowered by ol' BILLY RAY
agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 8:16 pm
Sure, Cubby... just so you could de-flower it!
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 8:15 pm
Now if you put it on HER rear,that would be a poster


PARALLEL PARKING - Women will never get it right if men keep telling them this is 10 inches




ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
Handles a gun like Dick Cheney.


SERIOUSLY - Do people even BOTHER proofreading their signs?




ARIZONA'S GUN POLICY -


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.67/5

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G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!


STINGER WAS ALWAYS DRAGGING - his butt across the floor. The vet diagnosed him with a rare condition called Carpet-Tunnel.




Hypocrisy -




OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.




PUSHY WIVES - THEY HAVE THEIR USES -


TAGS: so thats what rearview mirrors are good for
Rating: 4.92/5

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Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:41 am
nice, 5L


NO MATTER HOW FAST -




FIREARMS - Screw guns! I got the real thing!


TAGS: real firearms
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bskscat - December 20, 2012, 11:02 pm
Funny 5L


INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world.


TAGS: fail owned rear end car crash rainbow pot of gold
Rating: 3.14/5

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doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hell Yeah, worthless assholes, you got it right man.
Haarakkon - July 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
Yeah, 'cause if it were the insurance companies there'd be a double rainbow.
... - July 1, 2009, 6:03 pm
how...the...hell did that happen.


BUT AFTER A WHILE -




DOUBLE ENTENDRE -




REALITY -


TAGS: reality chick rear can butt girl girlfriend workout exercise false fake hope
Rating: 2.65/5

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Hector - June 16, 2009, 10:33 am
For all we know, it might be a dude.
TJ - May 7, 2009, 10:46 pm
Really? The girl in this photo barely even has an ass. At least find a better photo if you want to act like you're worth listening to.


D.O.T ADVISORY - 0013392E - Un-Safe Excess Junk in your Trunk Correct Load Securing Devices Are Recommended, Under This Much Tension A Single G-String Is Not Enough...


TAGS: junk tush buttock rear
Rating: 2.4/5

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kevin32 - December 19, 2011, 8:48 am
Who is the woman in this poster?


WOMEN DRIVERS - They can give it and take it up the rear




a handgun out of reach... -




Fair Warning -


TAGS: firearms home security intruder protection gaurd dogs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2014, 12:44 am
‘tis a truth, Em
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
Translation: For the price of a couple of hotdogs, there's a free .357 in here after you see me leave.


MARCH CHALLENGE -




BIG ASS? -




LEAD DOG - Unless you're it.... The view never changes, which is okay. if you're into that sorta thang.




YOU KNOW YOUR TOWN HAS REDNECKS IF... - The Safeway in town has a sign that discourages you from bringing in firearms.


TAGS: firearms rednecks jeff foxworthy
Rating: 2.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:32 pm
And I want to clarify, I'm not anti-gun. If I were, I'd lose a lot of friends. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:29 pm
I think it's silly because there's no way to enforce unless someone flashes their piece. And in the state of California, laws are made but not enforced.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm
Lol! That's right! :-D
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:39 am
tHE OWNER DOESN'T WANT TO GET SUED FOR $10k BECAUSE SOME CRACK-HEAD WANTS TO ROB THE REGISTER FOR $300. rEMMEBER THAT SCENE IN ROBO-COP, WHERE HE BUSTS UP THE LIQUOR SORE ROBBERY BY THROWING THE GUY INTO THE COOLER AND CAUSING THOUSANDS IN DAMAGES
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2013, 11:12 pm
It's probably not that the owners are anti-2nd amendment, but because of a law that you can't carry where alcohol is sold.


FOCUS - It's crucial to focus on the important things in life.




Tracking Point Precision Guided Firearm -




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